Faut bien rire de temps en temps... 2006-2021

de **GolgoMan** » 01/07/2015 14:20

Message précédent :
Je n'apprécie pas le personnage (ni sa musique d'ailleurs), mais il a sorti quelques pépites de ce tonneau:

"i wish i had a friend like me" :ok:

de **Kessy. Alternativ** » 01/07/2015 17:35

kantessekonmange a écrit:
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Oh ,t’as changé d’avatar! Un truc de Bouzard ,quelle surprise!

de **Kessy. Alternativ** » 01/07/2015 18:37

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CknGFPN7UhE

Si on parle de trucs marrants ,y a aussi ce truc ,des dessins animés fait par un youtuber anglais ,TomSka, à l’humour complètement absurde et décalé... Après ça peut en rebuter ,on aime ou pas...

Je voulais faire un peu de pub pour sa chaîne pas si connue que ça en France et sinon voilà.
Ci dessous sa chaîne et la chaîne vostfr
https://www.google.fr/url?sa=t&source=web&rct=j&ei=8haUVavrHerY7AaFxJrwAw&url=https://www.youtube.com/user/TomSka&ved=0CB8QFjAA&usg=AFQjCNE--jrWUKgWUp8HYPe53CiXDQazKQ&sig2=VbSUGVKyXaX2FlYMiwdLVQ
https://www.google.fr/url?sa=t&source=web&rct=j&ei=tRWUVYLWOu_d7QbZlJfoAg&url=https://www.youtube.com/playlist%3Flist%3DPL8T14c-5SjsD08f7WyIw8UpJSx8uRriuV&ved=0CB8QFjAA&sqi=2&usg=AFQjCNFxdIAUoSqNZOJyW8JL7KtTlntR0w&sig2=bUwOhsySjSLpt9nRLDzcOQ

de **logan1973** » 02/07/2015 18:06

collection de propos de tribunaux américains

ATTORNEY: What was the first thing your husband said to you that morning?
WITNESS: He said, 'Where am I, Cathy?'
ATTORNEY: And why did that upset you?
WITNESS: My name is Susan!
_______________________________
ATTORNEY: What gear were you in at the moment of the impact?
WITNESS: Gucci sweats and Reeboks.
____________________________________________
ATTORNEY: Are you sexually active?
WITNESS: No, I just lie there.
____________________________________________
ATTORNEY: What is your date of birth?
WITNESS: July 18th.
ATTORNEY: What year?
WITNESS: Every year.
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ATTORNEY: How old is your son, the one living with you?
WITNESS: Thirty-eight or thirty-five, I can't remember which.
ATTORNEY: How long has he lived with you?
WITNESS: Forty-five years.
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ATTORNEY: This myasthenia gravis, does it affect your memory at all?
WITNESS: Yes.
ATTORNEY: And in what ways does it affect your memory?
WITNESS: I forget..
ATTORNEY: You forget? Can you give us an example of something you forgot?
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ATTORNEY: Now doctor, isn't it true that when a person dies in his sleep, he doesn't know about it until the next morning?
WITNESS: Did you actually pass the bar exam?
____________________________________

ATTORNEY: The youngest son, the 20-year-old, how old is he?
WITNESS: He's 20, much like your IQ.
___________________________________________
ATTORNEY: Were you present when your picture was taken?
WITNESS: Are you shitting me?
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ATTORNEY: So the date of conception (of the baby) was August 8th?
WITNESS: Yes.
ATTORNEY: And what were you doing at that time?
WITNESS: Getting laid
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ATTORNEY: She had three children , right?
WITNESS: Yes.
ATTORNEY: How many were boys?
WITNESS: None.
ATTORNEY: Were there any girls?
WITNESS: Your Honor, I think I need a different attorney. Can I get a new attorney?
____________________________________________
ATTORNEY: How was your first marriage terminated?
WITNESS: By death..
ATTORNEY: And by whose death was it terminated?
WITNESS: Take a guess.
___________________________________________

ATTORNEY: Can you describe the individual?
WITNESS: He was about medium height and had a beard
ATTORNEY: Was this a male or a female?
WITNESS: Unless the Circus was in town I'm going with male.
_____________________________________
ATTORNEY: Is your appearance here this morning pursuant to a deposition notice which I sent to your attorney?
WITNESS: No, this is how I dress when I go to work.
______________________________________
ATTORNEY: Doctor , how many of your autopsies have you performed on dead people?
WITNESS: All of them. The live ones put up too much of a fight.
_________________________________________
ATTORNEY: ALL your responses MUST be oral, OK? What school did you go to?
WITNESS: Oral...
_________________________________________
ATTORNEY: Do you recall the time that you examined the body?
WITNESS: The autopsy started around 8:30 PM
ATTORNEY: And Mr. Denton was dead at the time?
WITNESS: If not, he was by the time I finished.
____________________________________________
ATTORNEY: Are you qualified to give a urine sample?
WITNESS: Are you qualified to ask that question?

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And last:

ATTORNEY: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: Did you check for blood pressure?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: Did you check for breathing?
WITNESS: No..
ATTORNEY: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: How can you be so sure, Doctor?
WITNESS: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.
ATTORNEY: I see, but could the patient have still been alive, nevertheless?
WITNESS: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law.

de **LeMoineFou** » 02/07/2015 18:35

de **logan1973** » 02/07/2015 18:43

de **ulys** » 02/07/2015 18:49

Avec quelques mois d'avance...

de **Bossacdenoyau** » 02/07/2015 20:38

"Can I get a new attorney"... :fant2:

de **Cooltrane** » 03/07/2015 12:13

Coldo3895 a écrit:Je voulais signaler cette intrusion honteuse du militantisme politique là où je travaille !!!

En plus ces crypto-gauchistes ont fait une grosse faute d'orthographe !

J'espère ne pas avoir la surprise dans le nouvel ascenseur demain chez Morti

de **Morti** » 03/07/2015 13:35

Cooltrane a écrit:
Coldo3895 a écrit:Je voulais signaler cette intrusion honteuse du militantisme politique là où je travaille !!!

En plus ces crypto-gauchistes ont fait une grosse faute d'orthographe !

J'espère ne pas avoir la surprise dans le nouvel ascenseur demain chez Morti

Non rien de tel mais LIS BIEN LES INSTRUCTIONS AFFICHEES !!!
Si tu veux sortir trop tôt de l'ascenseur, ça bloque tout !!! [:kusanagui:6]

de **nexus4** » 04/07/2015 14:46

de **kantessekonmange** » 04/07/2015 15:19

La classe ! :lol:

de **logan1973** » 08/07/2015 19:27

de **Messer** » 16/07/2015 16:32

Parcourant les commentaires d'un article d'un blog lié à lemonde.fr

La mayonnaise c’est comme le sperme: plus c’est onctueux, mieux c’est.
Rédigé par : Ludmila Capriani | le 16 juillet 2015 à 15:31 | RépondreSignaler un abus |
chère madame,
Je serai ravi de faire votre connaissance !
Rédigé par : juju | le 16 juillet 2015 à 16:00 | RépondreSignaler un abus |

de **LeJoker** » 18/07/2015 18:59

https://fr.sports.yahoo.com/news/fin-ca ... 37697.html

ça ne s'invente pas:

Le coureur belge Gert Steegmans a mis fin à sa carrière avec effet immédiat...
Je pense à la retraite depuis les Trois Jours de La Panne quand je me suis retrouvé deux fois en trois jours dans une ambulance